Kathy Griffin Quotes

I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.

Kathy Griffin

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When I was 8 or 9, I started using bulletin board systems, which was the precursor to the Internet, where you'd dial into... a shared system and shared computers. I've had an email address since the late '80s, when I was 8 or 9 years old, and then I got on the Internet in '93 when it was first starting out.

Aaron Patzer
- Internet
- Old
- Computers
When I was, like, 16, I went in to the head of Disney, and I hadn't taken acting class really at all, and I didn't know what I was doing, and it was really embarrassing. Of course, you think Disney wants over-the-top and funny, and I was just trying to be over-the-top and funny, and it just wasn't working, and that was the worst.

Taylour Paige
- Trying
- Funny
- Taken
A painting probably is the most shocking increase in value, from what it costs to make to what you sell it for.

Damien Hirst
- You
- Value
- Painting
The stopwatch doesn't lie. The tape measure doesn't lie.

Daley Thompson
- Lie
- Measure
- Tape
No foreigner has a place asking another people, another country, to change their constitution.

Hamid Karzai
- People
- Country
- Change
I feel like I'm the luckiest person alive. I'm always waiting for that phone call: 'Hello. We've just realized you're really a no-talent hillbilly. We've made a horrible mistake and we'd like you to leave now.'

Lance Burton
- Always
- Mistake
- Waiting