Funny Quotes
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I just do what I think is funny and what's exciting to me.
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It's funny how you can't ask difficult questions in a familiar place, how you have to stand back a few feet and see things in a new way before you realize nothing that is happening to you is normal. The trouble with you and me is we are used to what is happening to us. We grew into our lives like a kernel beneath the earth, never able to process the enigma of our composition...Nothing is normal. It is all rather odd, isn't it, our eyes in our heads, our hands with five fingers, the capacity to understand beauty, to feel love, to feel pain.
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It's a funny thing because I don't want to wish away my privacy. Do I want 'Terminator Genisys' to explode? Absolutely. Do I want to take my career to the next level? Absolutely? You have to trade some things for that. It's all about how you conduct yourself and what you make of the experience.
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You know, it's funny... when you're making money, people don't think you're playing jazz. Now when you're not making money, people think that you're a good jazz musician.
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Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition?
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I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny.
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Funny is funny is funny.
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It's funny because TV wasn't something that I wanted to do. I wanted to do movies. I'd said a lot of no's to a lot of shows previously because I couldn't fathom being on a show for such a long time and only doing one thing.
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I was always loud and obnoxious and giggly and funny.
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People thought I was funny, so I kind of took entertaining for granted... it was inevitable that I'd start giving little performances.
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Eyebrows are really important because they structure the face. In school it was funny because I was always the one walking around with tweezers plucking my girlfriends' eyebrows. I was really good; eyebrow tweezing runs in my family - my mother used to do mine, and I picked it up.
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I'm not filthy rich! I'm not as rich as people think. It's funny, isn't it?
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Limousines used to be reserved for the ruling class, or, on special occasions, for the working class. Today, limousines are like taxicabs with the door handles still intact.
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I guess something that I've noticed from American acts who had success in touring is more of an explanation as to their music. Which is I think quite funny. I think British acts might like to leave more to the imagination - maybe a bit more obscure perhaps - a bit more shy.
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Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.
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But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set.
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Even for natives, French satire is rarely laugh-out-loud funny. Its unspoken punch line is typically that things have gone irrevocably wrong, and the government is to blame.
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I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing.
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I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic.
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'Come out' is so funny to me because I've never been in.
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I was always pretty funny with my friends.
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Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore.
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Every girls' night needs a funny movie and a good conversation about guys! My friends and I also love picking outfits out for each other to try on at slumber parties. It's so fun.
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I know how to be funny to black audiences.
