Funny Quotes
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Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone.
Zayn Malik
One Direction
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You know I'm an actress, not just a funny lady.
Doris Roberts
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I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.
Angelina Jolie
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Whenever I'm out of town for at least a week, I feel like I should write a postcard or something, but you can be a genius, you try and write a postcard you come across like a moron anyway: 'This city's got big buildings. I like food. Bye.'
Jim Gaffigan
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I make funny shows and put a positive message out there, showing people who have body image issues that... you don't have to look a certain way.
Zach Anner
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A hot dog cut up with ketchup is, like, lunch for me, so I just think it's funny to Instagram it. I just don't want to put that much effort into cooking.
Lisa Hanawalt
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I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.
Kelly Ripa
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It's funny because everybody has injuries, and different teams handle them differently.
Jason Kidd
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In 2003, my mom actually gave me a call, which is funny because she works at the European Union in Brussels, Belgium, and let me know that there's a cool competition with robots across the desert. And I thought this was definitely something I wanted to be a part of. This was the first DARPA Grand Challenge.
Anthony Levandowski
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I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.
Jennifer Aniston
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When I say, 'I can't stay long, I'm in-between meals,' that plays differently on the radio than it does in person. So I have to pick material that works because the words are funny, not just because of the images.
Louie Anderson
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The fleet being thus more inclosed will more readily observe the signals, and with greater facility form itself into the line of battle a circumstance which should be kept in view in every order of sailing.
William Falconer
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Well what's funny is, again, people say they believed what was going on, but again, Bob's hands are about three times bigger than his feet. So these are very caricatured.
Brad Bird
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My heroes were always Looney Toons, Robin Williams, the Three Stooges. I think everything I do is kinda funny. I think I'm sort of ridiculous.
Ben Foster
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The books are funny and sad, and that's what people respond to.
Paula Danziger
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This is going to sound cheesy, but with acting there are so many tools. When you're on camera, you're using all of it. You're using the voice, you're using your body, you're using wardrobe, all of it, but it's funny, once you take all of those things away, you realize how much you rely on the physicality.
Jennifer Stone
