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There has been this belief among the Catholic community - and this - I'm no expert, this is my opinion - that cafeteria Catholics are wrong.
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I'm much more interested in making people laugh than getting applause breaks.
Jim Gaffigan
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I spend way too much time on Facebook and MySpace to feel too uncomfortable at this. I like to think of the Internet as an effective way to waste time and time.
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I've been doing theaters like the Warner for about a year and we've found the earlier you get the tickets on sale the better idea you get on how many shows we will be doing.
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I don't think comedians make an active decision to be a certain "persona." Comedians write the way they're going to write.
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My faith kind of keeps me in touch with the idea that I'm not in control of things.
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I think I grew up with the idea that God was a punishing being, constructed around rules.
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The amount of guilt you deal with as a parent is pretty profound. It's a constant balancing act. I'm an ambitious person, but when I became a father, ambition had a different hold on me. Providing for my kids was important, but the superficial ambition drifted away.
Jim Gaffigan
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My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.'
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Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?
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I reached a point in my life where I didn't really like who I was.I was married to an amazing woman. I had children, and yet there was frustration.
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Faith is something that's - it's hard to articulate. It's - there's - it's not based on logic.
Jim Gaffigan