Comedians Quotes
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Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine.
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I'd say any good set or any comedy that I've worked on, that's worked, has been comedians pitching ideas back and forth to each other. A lot of like, 'What if you say this? What about this?'
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You go to any Jay-Z concert, and he plays his hits. Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on. It's the hardest thing.
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When I became a standup comic, my hero, one of them, was Richard Pryor, and you know, I think that comedians, like, comedians talk about hacks, and what a hack is, is someone who does stuff that's not original.
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The mother-in-laws themselves weren't natural jokes but most comedians used to use that.
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In the '80s especially, a lot of comedians felt compelled to stick with what made them famous and those people became caricatures.
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If you know me, I don't live in this dismal world. I mean, I like to have fun. My friends are comedians.
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Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know? And the more grave or important things are... You know, some comedians can get this disease where they get serious all the time.
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I don't know what it would be like to actually play guitar. I've toured with a lot of comedians and it's never been like it is for a rock band.
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One of the things I've found about SpongeBob's movement style is that, in addition to being animated and sort of stretching and squeezing, he's really based on the classic silent comedians, physical comedians.
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Some of the best ideas I've gotten for my act have come from comedians and not magicians.
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I'd like to help other comedians and when I get a little older I'd like to open up a nice comedy club that is straight classy, with a straight restaurant and a chef. The whole thing, red carpet, and treating people nice, for people to come back and have a good time. That's the kind of comedy club I want to open up.
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I like seeing comedians do stuff that I could never do.
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I think that sometimes only comedians can reach the peaks of tragedy.
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I do make a concscious effort to be genuine among other comedians. If I write something or try something that doesn't feel like me, I stop doing it.
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And I'm up while the dawn is breaking, even though my heart is aching. I should be drinking a toast to absent friends instead of these comedians.
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I see a lot of the young comedians think it is clever to use foul language and they think it is funny. It isn’t.
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I don't get all the anger that is thrown at comedians.
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A lot of us comedians are drawn to the stage or show business or whatever because we didn't feel so great about ourselves, and we didn't know how to do anything about that, so we sought external approval.
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It's very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.
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Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and low and not funny.
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I don’t like writing for comedians. I like writing for actors. The best comedians are the best actors.
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I don't think you get a lot of comedians who are homeopaths. Comedy is essentially about not being hoodwinked.
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You can tell a lot about a person by what comedians they like.
